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> A man was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a
sheep
> and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he
> realized that they were stranded on a deserted island.
> After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two
> animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sun set.
> One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus
> clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.
> As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the
> lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around
it.
> But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until
> the man took his arm from around the sheep.
> After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together,
> but there was no more cuddling.
> A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck.
> The only survivor was Hillary Clinton.
> That evening, the man introduced Hillary to the evening beach ritual.
It
> was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and
> gentle breeze
> - perfect for a night of romance.
> Pretty soon, the man started to get "those feelings" again. He fought
> the urges as long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned over
to
> Hillary,
> cautiously, and whispered in her ear,
> "Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"